On The Lighter Side
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
- Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day
is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're
inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
- Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace
any wiring that's not up to code.
- Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid
lamp!
- Rottweiler: Make me.
- Labrador: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeze let me change
the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
- German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've
led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't
missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to
see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
- Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can
feed me while he's busy.
- Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while
I'm bouncing off the walls and the furniture.
- Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's
ear and he'll do it. By the time he finished rewiring
the house, my nails will be dry.
- Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee
on the carpet in the dark.
- Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going
to sleep on the couch.
- Maltese: Who cares? I can still play with my
squeaky toys in the dark. . .
- Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
- Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
- Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've
got this hangover. . .
- Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is,
right there. . . .
- Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
- Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the
light bulbs in a little circle. . .
- Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry,
but I don't see a light bulb?
- Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz.z.z.z.z.z.z.z..z..
- Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People
change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will
it be before I can expect light?
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